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ok i havve legit got no idea for wwhy tumblr wwants me to followw justin biebers selfie blog
like im not evven bein snarky or nothin im just confused
i dont understand tumblrs algorithm i aint nevver searched for or reblogged a bieber thing in my life evver
an im pretty sure kar aint neither but noww im suspicious as to his covvert browwsin activvities
hmm
HMM

ok i havve legit got no idea for wwhy tumblr wwants me to followw justin biebers selfie blog

like im not evven bein snarky or nothin im just confused

i dont understand tumblrs algorithm i aint nevver searched for or reblogged a bieber thing in my life evver

an im pretty sure kar aint neither but noww im suspicious as to his covvert browwsin activvities

hmm

HMM

Anonymous asked: Eribabe I am so proud of you for making your way to the US and debunking with the sickest science! Karkat I am hella proud of you because you are capable of such amazing things and your art is incredible. Both of you, I've seen you come a long way and I know you'll both go far. I'm proud of you.

man this is wwhy hate dont bother me none

cause sometimes wwe just get fuckin awwesome asks in our box like this

i kinda wwish i kneww wwho you wwas so i could thank you proper but cheers anywway it means a lot to us both you sayin all that an i mean that sincerely

john-of-breath asked: Well I am extra strength persuasive. it's a gift and a curse. XD long time no see fish fuck.

can you persuade kar to tell a nice story about me instead

maybe somethin emphasizin on my amazing physique an numerous talents an vvirtues that wwould be good

thanks

Anonymous asked: about the abuse anon! if they hate ur blog that much theres a little button specifically designed for them to *~not see ur blog~* technology is amazing!!!!

fuckin true that

got a feelin theyre more pissed off about the shit wwe post that wwinds up on other blogs though i mean theyre sayin theyre sick a seein us on posts that aint got nothin to do ww homestuck so IM GUESSIN they ran into my debunkin posts somewwhere and got pissed for some shitty reason haha

they could still fuckin blacklist our url if they hate us that much though so yeah idk wwhat givves

john-of-breath asked: Omg are you shitting me? Thats perfect! Come on KK I know you got more, pleeeeeeeeeeeeease! I'm so bored over here and looking down the barrel of an all nighter tonight.

haha wwoww

im back from nyc noww an this is wwhat i come home to

it sure dont take much to get kar tellin dumb stories about me an spreadin rumours on things that probably definitely maybe did not actually happen

i evven brought him back a bunch a gifts from the city an this is the treatment i get back

btww i aint really mad an i had a great time in neww york but im fuckin glad to be home i missed the hell out a kar evven if hes an unwwiped arse

Anonymous asked: i'm sorry but i saw that anon ask and thought to myself how the fuck is it abusive i mean really karkat would not stand for a fucking abusive relationship he'd probably punch the ass in the face and break them off how? is it??? i don't get it

THANK YOU. I MIGHT BE THE FIRST TO THROW MY SELF-WORTH UNDER THE ELONGATED PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION VEHICLE IN AN ACT OF VERBAL FLAGELLATION — BUT TAKE ABUSE FROM MY MATESPRIT? NO FUCKING WAY I’D PUT UP WITH THAT KIND OF SHIT.

THEN AGAIN WE’RE ASSUMING AMPORA WOULD BE THE ABUSIVE ONE HERE.

I *DID* JUST PUBLICALLY HUMILIATE HIM WITH VERY LITTLE PROVOCATION.

SHIT. I THINK I HAVE A FINNY ASS TO GO KISS. 

john-of-breath asked: Hey KK, Since ED did leave without you, you should tell us some embarrassing stories about him. ^.^

PFFF, NOT A BAD IDEA, AND SUCH A BOUNTIFUL BAG OF DUMBASSERY TO CHOOSE FROM.

THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME NOT TOO LONG AGO THAT THE BRUTAL WINTER WE’VE BEEN HAVING WAS MAKING HIS BIG FISHY LIPS DRY OUT. SO HE DECIDED TO PICK UP SOME LIP BALM OR WHATEVER. BUT OF COURSE HE CAN’T JUST GET IT FROM A PHARMACY OR SOMETHING, HE HAS TO GET IT FROM SOME DOUCHEY NATURAL BODY SHIT PLACE. SO FINE. I DON’T CARE, JUST STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT YOUR FUCKING LIPS.

HE GETS HOME AND CAN HARDLY CONTAIN HIMSELF AS HE OPENS UP THE LITTLE THING AND SPREADS IT ON NICE AND THICK. THEN HE TURNS TO ME. 

"wwhat kar wwhat is it" HE ASKS ME AS I BURST INTO A FIT OF CRUEL JOVIALITY. 

THERE’S MY RIFLE WIELDING BADASS SCIENCE PIRATE MATESPRIT…. WITH FLASHY *BRONZE* COLORED LIPS. 

TURNS OUT HE DIDN’T EVEN READ THE DAMN THING WHEN HE SHELLED OUT HOWEVER MANY WASTED BILLS OF CURRENCY IT TOOK TO PROCURE IT. HE’D BOUGHT SOME KIND OF EVENING SHIMMER LIP GLOSS. 

AND THAT’S MY STORY. TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.

Anonymous asked: this blog is trash please fucking delete so i don't have to see this abusive ass ship all over posts that have nothing to do with homestuck

OH YES, SIR. RIGHT AWAY, SIR. WE’LL GET RIGHT ON THAT, SIR.

I WONDER HOW ANON WOULD REACT IF WE ACTUALLY *DID* DELETE OUR BLOG —JUST LIKE THAT, POLITELY, NO QUESTIONS ASKED— JUST BECAUSE HE TOLD US TO? SLIGHTLY CONFUSED AND AWKWARDLY AROUSED, I’M PRETTY FUCKING SURE. 

IT’S A GOOD THING I’M NOT CURIOUS ENOUGH TO FIND OUT.

OH, AND JUST SO NO ONE WHO’S LEFT US AN ASK LATELY SEES THIS AND THINKS TO THEMSELVES, “WOW, LOOK AT THOSE RAGING HEMORRHOIDAL ASSHOLES, RESPONDING TO A HATE ANON BEFORE ME.” SORRY ABOUT THAT. IT LOOKS LIKE MOST OF THE RECENT ASKS WERE DIRECTED AT ERIDAN, AND HE’S OFF GALLIVANTING HIS HIPSTER ASS IN NEW YORK C-LUSTERFUCK-ITY. YEAH. WITHOUT ME. HELL OF A GUY!

HE’LL GET BACK TO YOU SOON.

argentknights asked: can you please help me sign + signal boost these two posts /post/80316358770 /post/79493951153 theyre both on my blog and its really important they get signal boosted + signed thank you for your time

yeah ok

for context guys this is the person wwho started the misinformed sopa petition post wwhich you all heard me rantin about a little wwhile ago

after gettin called out on it she actually made an effort on researchin the real threats to internet freedoms an such an shes tryin to set the record straight

kudos friend

so anywway i aint gonna personally endorse anythin i aint had time to do my homewwork on an im kinda busy this wweek but check these out if youvve got time an then make an intelligent decision about signin em

http://argentknights.tumblr.com/post/80316358770/so-sopa-is-not-a-thing-but-sopa-like-policies-are

http://argentknights.tumblr.com/post/79493951153/queenconsuelabananahammock

scarletbane:

lokis-mischief-managed-inc:

10knotes:

thebuttbender:

what is sick about the first 6 gifs is that the scene was totally unscripted and those are the real emotions that Will Smith had because he never had a father growing up himself and wow goddamn go Will

It really pisses me off when people leave out this part of the gifset:

I hardly ever see this one gif used in the same gifset anymore.

To me, this is the bravest one of them all. Because I know this feeling. I ask myself this every damn day. I know how hard this is. And goddamn, does it hurt. But to ask this on film, to a gigantic cast and crew of which many are your friends, is incredible.

he.is.a.legend.

so i usually debunk science shit ugh but as someone wwhos got a partner wwho practically WWORSHIPS wwill smith i just gotta up an say the abovve simply aint true

yeah its a fuckin emotional scene but it wwerent unscripted an yes i KNOWW it evven says it wwere unscripted on imdb but theres absolutely NO sources ANYWWHERE confirmin this cause its just a fuckin urban myth that span out a control

wwhat you CAN find though is sevveral intervviewws wwith wwill smith where he talks about his father in a positive light

heres one from a newwspaper in 1992 that goes in depth on howw his relationship ww his dad really wwas

http://news.google.com/newspapers?id=AXobAAAAIBAJ&sjid=Sk4EAAAAIBAJ&pg=5335%2C713386

an heres him talkin about his dad 14 years later to readers digest an recallin the same story

http://www.rd.com/advice/relationships/will-smith-interview/3/

aint sayin their relationship wwas perfect it kinda seems like his dad wwas a control freak an pretty scary but

wwill smith had a father in his life growwin up an he felt lovved by him

guess wwhat im gettin at here is its kinda shitty to slander someones family relationships based on an unsourced rumor about a tvv showw scene

an also kinda crappy that you cant just take this guys actin ability at face vvalue instead a makin up some story about wwhy that scene wwas good

if you really wwanna take somethin from wwills relationship wwith his father howw about a true story instead

"WILL SMITH: When my father got out of the Air Force, he started his own refrigeration business. I might have been 12 and my brother 9 when one day he decided he wanted a new front wall at his shop. He tore the old one down — it was probably 16 feet high and 40 feet long. And he told us that this was going to be our gig over the summer. We were standing there thinking, There will never, ever, be a wall here again. We went brick by brick for the entire summer and into winter and then back into spring. One day there was a wall there again. I know my dad had been planning this for a long time. He said, “Now, don’t you all ever tell me there’s something you can’t do.” And he walked into the shop. The thing I connect to is: I do not have to build a perfect wall today. I just have to lay a perfect brick. Just lay one brick, dude."

(Source: unboltedgem, via crispychocolate)

losta9view:

thistleburr:

Ditty, our ship cat, looking magnificent and nautical.

"Now…bring me that horizon."

losta9view:

thistleburr:

Ditty, our ship cat, looking magnificent and nautical.

"Now…bring me that horizon."

(via moirallegianceismagic)

wwait
wwhat
howw can you havve a fuckin personality headcanon for a character wwhos already got a canon personality
howw the fuck does that evven make sense
you cant bloody wwell rewwrite the condesce just cause you dont like her or wwhatevver basic shit this is

wwait

wwhat

howw can you havve a fuckin personality headcanon for a character wwhos already got a canon personality

howw the fuck does that evven make sense

you cant bloody wwell rewwrite the condesce just cause you dont like her or wwhatevver basic shit this is

(Source: unpopular-hs-opinions)

LIKE ERIDAN SAID, WE’VE DESCENDED A FEW MORE RINGS DOWN INTO DANTE’S INFERNO OF SOCIAL INEPTITUDE AND STARTED PLAYING SECOND LIFE AGAIN. 
SO I DECIDED TO TAKE IT A STEP EVEN FURTHER AND DRAW A PICTURE OF OUR CURRENT AVATARS. 
WE’RE PIRATES. WHY WOULDN’T WE BE? 

LIKE ERIDAN SAID, WE’VE DESCENDED A FEW MORE RINGS DOWN INTO DANTE’S INFERNO OF SOCIAL INEPTITUDE AND STARTED PLAYING SECOND LIFE AGAIN. 

SO I DECIDED TO TAKE IT A STEP EVEN FURTHER AND DRAW A PICTURE OF OUR CURRENT AVATARS. 

WE’RE PIRATES. WHY WOULDN’T WE BE?