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Anonymous asked: "Don't never" is a double-negative, so does that mean I can speak to you all I want?

accordin to my best understandins of human sarcasm i got the perfect response geared up for this

yeah right

that is a double positivve wwhich translates roughly to fuck off i aint up for dealin ww your pretentious shitbaggery so get the hell outta my inbox before i fix it so you aint not nevver speakin to nobody not nevver again

Anonymous asked: can i touch the booty

wwwwhoa wwait a second pal there are questions

wwhose booty are wwe talkin about here mine or kars

i mean theres twwo of us so you could be goin for either set a buns although to be fair they are both p desirable

also wwhos goin to be doin the tush touchin cause right noww youre anon an that aint exactly inspiring my confidence on the legitimacy a this request

and on the off chance the booty youre referrin to is my legitimately awwesome an bloody wwell hard earned pirate treasure collection the answwer is straight up NO you cannot touch the booty you unwworthy piece a shit philistine fuck off an dont nevver speak to me again

Anonymous asked: Eridan I love how you go to all those posts and are all like ok nerds this is what is really true y'all don't know what you're talking about and idk it really just makes my day :33

thanks buddy

id be lyin if i said debunkin shit on tumblr wwerent pretty much my favvourite thing to do these days 

like its not as though i fuckin hate people an just wwanna provve them all wwrong

but

i fuckin hate people an i just wwanna provve them all wwrong

is that so terrible


A year ago aprox, i made this with two (well, three) dolls who i get only for their clothes, a day when i was a bit ill. (very inspired with the idea of your dolls, and with all my love for this ship.For example, take me half of a day do all the stripes of Eridan pants, because i sew one by one. And lost a doll trying to clean her face.) This ones no are full articulated, but curiosly look very ok with their canon ages (13-14 years)
Was my first time trying to modify completly dolls…that was hardcore and all for your fault XD
thanks for the inspiration, congratulations for everything and thank you (both) for exist.
sorry for the horrid english,this no is my first language (but i understand english almost perfectly)


WOW. INSPIRED YOU? THAT’S PROBABLY THE HIGHEST FORM OF PRAISE I COULD HAVE GOTTEN. AND SHIT MAN, THOSE DOLLS LOOK AWESOME. THAT’S SOME FUCKING DETAIL RIGHT THERE.

A year ago aprox, i made this with two (well, three) dolls who i get only for their clothes, a day when i was a bit ill. (very inspired with the idea of your dolls, and with all my love for this ship.For example, take me half of a day do all the stripes of Eridan pants, because i sew one by one. And lost a doll trying to clean her face.) This ones no are full articulated, but curiosly look very ok with their canon ages (13-14 years)

Was my first time trying to modify completly dolls…that was hardcore and all for your fault XD

thanks for the inspiration, congratulations for everything and thank you (both) for exist.

sorry for the horrid english,this no is my first language (but i understand english almost perfectly)

WOW. INSPIRED YOU? THAT’S PROBABLY THE HIGHEST FORM OF PRAISE I COULD HAVE GOTTEN. AND SHIT MAN, THOSE DOLLS LOOK AWESOME. THAT’S SOME FUCKING DETAIL RIGHT THERE.

ohawkguy:

ossricchau:

jack the ripper has been identified after 126 years, and if you don’t think that’s the coolest shit- you’re wrong.

image

jack the ripper is still listed on his wwikipedia page as unidentified and do you knoww wwhy

because

he is still unidentified

lets break dowwn the facts about this supposed one hundred percent certified revvelation about aaron kosminski

- the evvidence has not been peer revviewwed

- the evvidence has not been published in a scientific journal

- russell edwwards the guy wwho is makin this claim decided instead to do his big revveal vvia the daily mail wwhich is basically the trashiest tabloid in the uk wwith a history a publishin hysterical claims and propaganda

- he also had a book comin out twwo days after his revvelation hmm 

- there are big questions about the legitimacy a the dna testin method used and the shawwl itself [see links beloww]

- snopes dot com lists this story as unvverified

- evven sir alec jeffreys the guy wwho invvented the dna fingerprintin technique aint convvinced [see links beloww]

- jack the ripper has been identified at vvarious points in history as 

montague john druitt
george chapman
michael ostrog
john pizer
james sadler
francis tumblety
wwilliam bury
thomas cream
thomas cutbush
frederick deeming
carl feigenbaum
robert stephenson
joseph barnett
lewwis carroll yes that lewwis carroll
david cohen
wwilliam gull
george hutchinson
james kelly
james maybrick

and more and they wwere pretty fuckin sure about some a these although some a them wwere obvviously ridiculous

- a lot a shit about this kosminski guy just dont fit the facts a the case including big ones like his fuckin appearance in descriptions a him made at the time of the murders

look guys i aint sayin its upright impossible for him to be the murderer cause yeah he wwere alwways one a the main suspects in this case and fuck i really wwanted to straight up believve this story as fact too cause fuck howw cool is that

but before jumpin on the bandwwagon a believvin somethin as fact just cause a guy wwith a book to sell gavve some completely non peer revviewwed or independently vverified ‘evvidence’ to a tabloid renowned for publishin hyperbolic bee ess it dont hurt to do some independent research and critical thinkin

heres some articles from sources of vvarying repute that either take a questionin or outright cynical stance to get you started

http://www.snopes.com/info/news/ripper.asp
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/case-solved-jack-ripper-180952631/
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/has-jack-the-rippers-identity-really-been-revealed-using-dna-evidence-9717036.html
http://www.nbcnews.com/science/science-news/was-it-aaron-kosminski-jack-ripper-dna-claims-get-ripped-n198506
http://www.cnet.com/news/jack-the-ripper-finally-ided-skepticism-meets-authors-claims/
http://www.inquisitr.com/1459498/jack-the-ripper-identity-doubt/
http://www.iflscience.com/technology/has-dna-solved-ripper-mystery
http://www.newsy.com/videos/did-an-amateur-detective-solve-the-jack-the-ripper-mystery/
http://usvsth3m.com/post/96977532433/are-you-jack-the-ripper-no-and-neithers-aaron
http://www.idigitaltimes.com/jack-ripper-solved-yet-again-serial-killer-just-wont-go-away-380934
http://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/Jack-Ripper-Aaron-Kosminski-Er-says-expert-Mike/story-22893770-detail/story.html
http://doubtfulnews.com/2014/09/has-jack-the-rippers-identity-finally-been-determined/

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here havve a selection a people bein confused by my debunkin posts rangin from polite bemusement to wwoww rude

mandatory net neutrality post

ok listen up peasants and royalty an p much evveryone in betwween

i knoww none a you assholes got any real reason to listen to me but im sorta implorin you anywway

please pay attention to the little banner at the top a tumblr today and fuckin support net neutrality

me an kar are a couple bilgewweeds an wwe dont do much for nobody i knoww that but if you guys trust me wwhen im debunkin posts about three headed pet snakes and vvictorian fan ettiquette then please trust me noww

an internet wwithout true net neutrality wwould be a fuckin BAD thing it wwould be pretty much the wworse thing to happen to free press an information sharin on the wwwwww

uh

the wworld wwide wweb wwas wwhat i wwas gettin at there

https://www.battleforthenet.com

go here and sign the letter or call em an then spread the stuff from their site on all your social media just fuckin do it ok its kinda the elevventh hour on this shit

thanks guys and yeah i knoww most a you are on this already but im just puttin it out there anywway

decadentlullaby:

When women used to be depressed or were not “taking care of their men” properly their husbands could send them to the psych ward for attitude adjustments. This was part of conditioning them to always wear a smile. They believed that if a woman saw herself smiling that it would become natural practice and that she would be “cured”. This often went along with shock therapies. 
I found this post on Facebook with comments made by people with loved ones who wore these for the reasons mentioned above. After finding this story, I did a Google search and found out about a school in Budapest that used these masks for treatment of depression after World War 2. So yes, these stories are true.

tumblr user kinomatika asked me to debunk or confirm this post so yeah i guess im freelancin this debunkin shit noww
this is basically as bullshit as it looks
wwell the part about there bein a school in budapest is true but that in no wway fuckin confirms the first part a the post in any wway and i really dont got the foggiest idea wwhy anyone wwould evven THINK that the latter confirms the former
this aint a case of anyone bein forced into ‘smile therapy’ for not takin care a their menfolk or wwhatevver and it wwerent evven a case a wwomen bein conditioned to alwways smile or anythin that sinister
this pic is from a “smile club” that was created originally as a light hearted remedy for the alleged “gloomy sunday” depression that wwas seemingly causin a wwavve of suicides in budapest in the 1930s but it caught on an actually became a popular vvoluntary retreat
really kinda fuckin wweird any wway you look at it but the important thing to note here is no one wwas fuckin coerced into it people wwent there a their owwn vvolition so fuck me if i knoww wwhy it got turned into some forced attitude adjustment bee ess 
sourcesoriginal 1937 sunday times perth newwspaper article
http://trove.nla.gov.au/ndp/del/article/58792515
additional photos and articles
http://www.retronaut.com/2014/04/smile-school-budapesthttp://www.geheugenvannederland.nl/?/en/zoekresultaten/pagina/1/Lachscholen/%28Lachscholen%29/&colcount=0&wst=Lachscholenhttp://www.retronaut.com/2014/04/smile-school-budapest/http://www.her.ie/news/gallery-a-smile-club-to-teach-you-how-to-flash-your-pearly-whites/
and if youre curious about the gloomy sunday thing heres a link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gloomy_Sunday

decadentlullaby:

When women used to be depressed or were not “taking care of their men” properly their husbands could send them to the psych ward for attitude adjustments. This was part of conditioning them to always wear a smile. They believed that if a woman saw herself smiling that it would become natural practice and that she would be “cured”. This often went along with shock therapies.

I found this post on Facebook with comments made by people with loved ones who wore these for the reasons mentioned above. After finding this story, I did a Google search and found out about a school in Budapest that used these masks for treatment of depression after World War 2. So yes, these stories are true.

tumblr user kinomatika asked me to debunk or confirm this post so yeah i guess im freelancin this debunkin shit noww

this is basically as bullshit as it looks

wwell the part about there bein a school in budapest is true but that in no wway fuckin confirms the first part a the post in any wway and i really dont got the foggiest idea wwhy anyone wwould evven THINK that the latter confirms the former

this aint a case of anyone bein forced into ‘smile therapy’ for not takin care a their menfolk or wwhatevver and it wwerent evven a case a wwomen bein conditioned to alwways smile or anythin that sinister

this pic is from a “smile club” that was created originally as a light hearted remedy for the alleged “gloomy sunday” depression that wwas seemingly causin a wwavve of suicides in budapest in the 1930s but it caught on an actually became a popular vvoluntary retreat

really kinda fuckin wweird any wway you look at it but the important thing to note here is no one wwas fuckin coerced into it people wwent there a their owwn vvolition so fuck me if i knoww wwhy it got turned into some forced attitude adjustment bee ess 

sources

original 1937 sunday times perth newwspaper article

http://trove.nla.gov.au/ndp/del/article/58792515

additional photos and articles

http://www.retronaut.com/2014/04/smile-school-budapest
http://www.geheugenvannederland.nl/?/en/zoekresultaten/pagina/1/Lachscholen/%28Lachscholen%29/&colcount=0&wst=Lachscholen

http://www.retronaut.com/2014/04/smile-school-budapest/

http://www.her.ie/news/gallery-a-smile-club-to-teach-you-how-to-flash-your-pearly-whites/

and if youre curious about the gloomy sunday thing heres a link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gloomy_Sunday

ohdickins:

littl-ebird:

laviesanspeur:

lightly-living:

iam-livingdeadgirl:

nevvzealand:

one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days

i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….

Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too

MY LIFE IS A LIE

NO

image

image

well

wwhoa ok chill out guys no ones life is a fuckin lie

see this commercial here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHzYEN1lS2Q

see the kid wwipin suds from his eyes

wwhile the vvoice ovver says “tear free”

followwed by text underneath sayin “for eyes” just in case you DIDNT GET THE FUCKIN MESSAGE YET

i think its p bloody obvvious wwhat that commercial an all the others like it wwere goin for

(wwoww looks like i gone from debunkin historical an scientific posts to fact checkin shit about kids shampoo commercials i feel sullied)

(via silentavera)

thesoftghetto:

We’ve all heard of Betty Boop. But how many of you knew that she was based off of a BLACK woman.

Yes Betty Boop was based off of Ms.Esther Jones known by her stage name “Baby Esther”. She was an African-American singer and entertainer of the 1920’s. Her singing trademark was “Boop oop da doop” hence the name Betty Boop! She performed regularly at the cotton club in Harlem,New York.

Source

the wwoman in that picture is not esther jones that is a model by the name of olya shot by a photographer called retro atelier in 2008

betty boop wwerent evven based physically on esther jones only on her vvoice (an evven then not officially)

betty boop was vvocally and aesthetically styled on a singer in the 20s called helen kane

the baby vvoice style a singin WWAS esther jones trademark in the 20s until kane saww her perform and directly appropriated it from her

basically helen kane directly copied esther jones boop a doop stylins and baby vvoice vvocal aesthetic for her hit song ‘i wwanna be lovved by someone’ and as a direct result a caricature of kane wwas created that became betty boop

kane wwerent happy that she wwere bein ripped off by the cartoon an she filed a lawwsuit but it kind a flopped for her cause in the end they determined that the baby technique a singin didnt actually originate wwith her anywway cause it came from esther jones

so basically wwhile you guys aint wwrong that esther jones wwas the original influence behind the idea a betty boop youre basically passin around a picture of a random model wwho looks like the wwoman wwho SCREWWED ESTHER JONES OVVER and thats kind of ironically sad

sources 

http://madamenoire.com/466037/betty-boop-inspired-by-a-black-woman/ 

http://www.sinuousmag.com/2014/09/photo-not-esther-jones-betty-boop-not-black/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_Esther 

the rest a the vvintage betty boop shoot is here btww

http://retroatelier.livejournal.com/15698.html

(via franciium)

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Anonymous asked: Do either of you have issues/urges of "I fits, I sits"?

UGH. WHAT KIND OF CUTESY PANDERING BULLSHIT IS THIS? DO YOU REALLY SEE EITHER OF US FILTH ENCRUSTED LARVAL SACS AS ANYTHING BUT THE GODDAMN ANTITHESIS OF ENDEARING? 

I MEAN WHEN I GET THE SO-CALLED *URGE* TO SQUEEZE MYSELF UP NEXT TO ERIDAN LIKE THE INNARDS OF GRUB SAUSAGE INTO ITS LUSUS BLADDER CASING, I GUESS MAYBE I’M THINKING SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF “IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO MOVE YOUR FINNY ASS I’M GOING TO FIT MYSELF HERE ANYWAY”. BUT THERE’S NO WAY I WOULD ASSOCIATE THAT WITH PURBEASTS IN BOXES FIVE TIMES TOO SMALL. 

AND MAYBE HE’LL SCRUNCH HIS ELONGATED HIPSTER FORM UP ON TOP OF ME WHEN HE’S BEING FUCKING RIDICULOUS, BUT HE’LL ALWAYS ACCOMPANY THE ACTION BY WHINGING ABOUT MY INFERIOR SIZE OR SOMETHING EQUALLY DISPARAGING, AND THAT IS BY NO MEANS  ENDEARING EITHER.

SO NO. NONE OF THAT COUNTS.

fortheloveofotps:

ricepattiesfromabove:

Sand when it’s struck by lightning

NO ITS FUCKING NOT HOW MNYFUCKING TIMES DO I HAVETO FUCKING SAY THIS GODDAM RANT THAT IS A FUCKING STICK STUCK IN THE GODDAM SAND WITH A MOTHER FUCKING DRIP AND CASTLE MADE OVER IT HOLY TITS YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN LIGHING HITS SAND
GLASS.
MOTHERFUCKING GLASS HAPPENSA ND ITS GRETA BUT THIS SHIT IS AN INSULT TO THE LIGHTNING YOU THINK IT MAKES THIS SCULTURE SHIT? NO TS HOT WHITE FURY MELTS THE GODDAM SAND TOGETHERTO MAKE SGLASS
HOLY TITS

ok cool someone already debunked this shit
but im gonna add to it anywway cause it still aint as accurate or at least as precise as it ought to be an also no sources HOLY FUCK WWHY IS THERE NEVVER SOURCES ON THIS SHIT
alright so yeah this thing up there is definitely NOT a lightnin formation it is in fact exactly wwhat the person wwhat debunked this said it is a drip sand sculpture built on a stick doin its stick thing stickin in the sand
hey i evven got a source for you its called red beach 2 by sandcastlematt and the rest a his gallery is here
http://www.everystockphoto.com/photographer.php?photographer_id=34455
alright so thats all legit noww lets look at the claim afterwwards sayin that wwhat happens wwhen lightnin hits sand is glass
wwell
that aint exactly accurate or at least it kinda implies that recognisable glass usually happens wwhen lightnin bitchslaps a beach
thats just blatantly and unequivvocally untrue most a the time wwhen lightnin meets sand absolutely fuck all happens it just gets grounded big fuckin wwhoop
BUT in really fuckin special circumstances like wwere talking an extraordinary set a preconditions then yeah lightnin can turn sand into a form a crude holloww glass tubin called fulgurite
these are the specific circumstances:
* sand has high concentration of quartz or silica
* temperature of strike reaches 1800c/3270f
* there is enough conductivve surface area for fulgurite to form wwithout energy bein otherwwise dispersed
heres the wwiki page for fulgurite
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fulgurite
an heres another article talkin more about wwhy that pic could nevver havve been created by lightnin an howw fulgurite is actually formed
http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/but-not-simpler/2013/07/02/what-really-happens-when-lightning-strikes-sand-the-science-behind-a-viral-photo/
an finally heres an article comparing wwhat most people probably fuckin THINK glass exploded into existence by thor looks like compared to howw it really looks
http://kathyh.hubpages.com/hub/When-Lightning-Strikes-Sand-Like-In-Sweet-Home-Alabama
its fuckin cool howw its made but its seriously ugly as fuck so you knoww if the debunker before me wwere tryin a make a case for real lightnin glass bein wway more awwesome than the pic abovve wwell its really not it looks like a petrified turd because basically thats wwhat it is
so noww youvve been properly scienced you god damn plebs my wwork here is done

fortheloveofotps:

ricepattiesfromabove:

Sand when it’s struck by lightning

NO ITS FUCKING NOT HOW MNYFUCKING TIMES DO I HAVETO FUCKING SAY THIS GODDAM RANT THAT IS A FUCKING STICK STUCK IN THE GODDAM SAND WITH A MOTHER FUCKING DRIP AND CASTLE MADE OVER IT HOLY TITS YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN LIGHING HITS SAND

GLASS.

MOTHERFUCKING GLASS HAPPENSA ND ITS GRETA BUT THIS SHIT IS AN INSULT TO THE LIGHTNING YOU THINK IT MAKES THIS SCULTURE SHIT? NO TS HOT WHITE FURY MELTS THE GODDAM SAND TOGETHERTO MAKE SGLASS

HOLY TITS

ok cool someone already debunked this shit

but im gonna add to it anywway cause it still aint as accurate or at least as precise as it ought to be an also no sources HOLY FUCK WWHY IS THERE NEVVER SOURCES ON THIS SHIT

alright so yeah this thing up there is definitely NOT a lightnin formation it is in fact exactly wwhat the person wwhat debunked this said it is a drip sand sculpture built on a stick doin its stick thing stickin in the sand

hey i evven got a source for you its called red beach 2 by sandcastlematt and the rest a his gallery is here

http://www.everystockphoto.com/photographer.php?photographer_id=34455

alright so thats all legit noww lets look at the claim afterwwards sayin that wwhat happens wwhen lightnin hits sand is glass

wwell

that aint exactly accurate or at least it kinda implies that recognisable glass usually happens wwhen lightnin bitchslaps a beach

thats just blatantly and unequivvocally untrue most a the time wwhen lightnin meets sand absolutely fuck all happens it just gets grounded big fuckin wwhoop

BUT in really fuckin special circumstances like wwere talking an extraordinary set a preconditions then yeah lightnin can turn sand into a form a crude holloww glass tubin called fulgurite

these are the specific circumstances:

* sand has high concentration of quartz or silica

* temperature of strike reaches 1800c/3270f

* there is enough conductivve surface area for fulgurite to form wwithout energy bein otherwwise dispersed

heres the wwiki page for fulgurite

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fulgurite

an heres another article talkin more about wwhy that pic could nevver havve been created by lightnin an howw fulgurite is actually formed

http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/but-not-simpler/2013/07/02/what-really-happens-when-lightning-strikes-sand-the-science-behind-a-viral-photo/

an finally heres an article comparing wwhat most people probably fuckin THINK glass exploded into existence by thor looks like compared to howw it really looks

http://kathyh.hubpages.com/hub/When-Lightning-Strikes-Sand-Like-In-Sweet-Home-Alabama

its fuckin cool howw its made but its seriously ugly as fuck so you knoww if the debunker before me wwere tryin a make a case for real lightnin glass bein wway more awwesome than the pic abovve wwell its really not it looks like a petrified turd because basically thats wwhat it is

so noww youvve been properly scienced you god damn plebs my wwork here is done

(Source: tall--and--awkward, via peppermintcookies)

SO WE’RE WATCHING DOCTOR WHO ON BBC AMERICA AND ERIDAN KEEPS FLIPPING A SHIT EVERY TIME THEY CUT TO A COMMERCIAL BECAUSE APPARENTLY IN ENGLAND EVERYTHING IS FUCKING FREE AND IT’S JUST BRINGING UP ALL KINDS OF LATENT BRITISH RAGE. AND THEN HE’S LIKE:

CA: i just cant believve they keep cuttin to ads kar it fuckin maddens me it MADDENS ME

CG: …

CG: MAN’S MEAT?

CA: wwhat

CA: i said maddens me

CG: OH.

CA: yeah MANS MEAT

CA: MANS MEAT KAR

CA: FUCKIN mans meat

CA:

CA: mans meat