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Anonymous asked: What are your thoughts on otherkin?

wwell

see heres the thing

my grasp a humanity from wwhat ivve seen in my time here is that bein human sucks and unless youre some kind a masochistic freak like my shitty disappointment of a dancestor cro there aint no reason for alignin yourself wwith the human race

so yeah cant say i blame otherkin

no offence to anyone other than cro wwho wwillfully chooses to identify as human btww im sure youvve got your reasons an i totally respect that

check out this awwesome shit i got from the flea market me an kar wwent to this morning
those are ship themed bookends btww and the ships inn thing is an anchor and a wwheel but the angle a the pic kinda messed up the perspectivve an then theres a mug wwith an anchor and other nautical shit on it and some coins from vvarious countries datin back a hundred years or so
look at this stuffisnt it neatwwouldnt you thinkmy collections complete

check out this awwesome shit i got from the flea market me an kar wwent to this morning

those are ship themed bookends btww and the ships inn thing is an anchor and a wwheel but the angle a the pic kinda messed up the perspectivve an then theres a mug wwith an anchor and other nautical shit on it and some coins from vvarious countries datin back a hundred years or so

look at this stuff
isnt it neat
wwouldnt you think
my collections complete

Anonymous asked: Eridan,where do you learn all this sciency stuff? Did you use to study it?

ok i wwere gonna answwer this wwith some arrogant bullshit about howw im just ridiculously intelligent or somethin or make some shit up about havvin fivve masters degrees and a doctorate under my belt but im gonna be real here

wwanna knoww wwhy it comes across like i knoww a lot about science and history an all that shit

its cause i used to be a fuckin idiot and im more deeply ashamed a that time in my life than i can evven effectivvely convvey but here havve some self loathin bee ess anywway

wwhen i wwere a dumb little grubling i believved in all kinds a crap like magic and wwitchcraft an hope and second chances all a that childish crap

then wwhen i wwere three swweeps old more or less i had an epiphany or perhaps i oughta say i got it knocked into me p brutally that magic and hope an evverythin i believved in wwas BULLSHIT it DIDNT EXIST and i wwere a COMPLETE MORON for evver believvin in them

heres the good part

i wwas an evven bigger fuckin idiot after that

i got it in my think pan that i could shut evveryone dowwn just by tellin them they wwas foolish an naivve for believvin in stuff cause nothin wwas real except for cold hard science

but i didnt knoww anythin more than that i just looked at people enjoyin stuff and i wwerent happy so i scienced at them so theyd be miserable like me

except i didnt knoww shit about science i just kneww it wwere more real than magic and so it wwere better and it made me smarter if i told people they wwas wwrong BECAUSE SCIENCE

i wwas just a dumb bratty wwiggler wwho didnt knoww jack SHIT about nothin an thought i kneww evverything

but do you knoww wwhats awwesome about science

its actually just as excitin as magic

there aint nothin better than understandin something and knowwin the TRUTH about it and you knoww wwhat i nevver evven realised wwhat i wwere missin all this time wwas actually REALLY BEIN A SCIENTIST and learnin wwhat all this crap i wwere spewwin wwas really about

so instead a questionin evveryone i started questionin EVVERYTHING so i could get an actual understandin a this fuckin amazin univverse instead some fakey fake feel good explanation for wwhy evveryone else wwas wwrong and i wwere right

so heres the facts

i aint nevver studied science in any official capacity

the only tools i got in my arsenal wwhen im debunkin shit is a sceptical outlook an understandin a primary secondary and tertiary sources and an internet connection

sometimes wwhen im debunkin shit the truth turns out bein evven more fuckin awwesome than the crap wwhat wwas bein purported originally

anywway the point is im flattered if you think i knoww a lot a science type stuff but im gonna leavve you wwith a couple a my favvourite quotes that are good startin points for the intrepid scientist wwho wwants to pull their head outta their arse and start proper sciencing

"Witchcraft to the ignorant… simple science to the learned" - leigh brackett 1942

"I know only one thing: that I know nothing" - the socratic paradox

about outdoor cats

ok im gonna address this real quick and then lay it to rest

first up wwe got a LOT a real kind and helpful asks about muki both wwhile she wwas missin and also after i posted her comin home so thanks for the messages believve me they wwere appreciated

wwe also got a feww asks basically chastisin us for lettin muki be an outdoor cat and that indoor cats livve much longer than outdoor cats so im gonna just gonna state my point a vvieww on it and then drop it

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muki came home
MUKI
CAME
HOME
i aint nevver been more relievved in my life
she wwere gone FOUR WWHOLE DAYS an shes kinda hungry an skittish but shes fine shes safe
thanks evveryone wwhat gavve us support and advvice wwhile she wwere gone it meant a lot

muki came home

MUKI

CAME

HOME

i aint nevver been more relievved in my life

she wwere gone FOUR WWHOLE DAYS an shes kinda hungry an skittish but shes fine shes safe

thanks evveryone wwhat gavve us support and advvice wwhile she wwere gone it meant a lot

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carcinoaquarium:

carcinoaquarium:

sorry me an kar aint been updatin this thing much lately

here havve a shitty photoset of our one eyed pirate cat

evveryone fuckin lovves cat pics right

yeah thats wwhat i thought

muki is missing

she nevver came home yesterday an there aint been no sign a her today yet neither

im sure shell showw up im just wworried about her shes only got one eye an no teeth and shes so fuckin friendly and trustin

really hope she turns up soon cause me an kar are stressin out big time

muki still aint home

its been three days noww so i dont knoww wwhat to think

kars distraught an im tryin a hold it together but im pretty fuckin upset too

havvin said that i knoww you all aint here for lamentin posts about a missin purbeast so this is the last im gonna blog about it unless she turns up or wwe find out something definite about her

thanks for all the advvice and positivve thoughts guys me an kar really appreciate it

She might be lost. Have you tried leaving out a bowl of water along with something that has your scent? Perhaps something like her favourite toy? I’m sure she’ll be able to follow the trail back home this way.

wwell like i said to ceb i dont think shes lost shes been an outdoors cat for 10 years but theres plenty a markers for her to followw if she feels like stoppin torturing us an comin home any time

i mean seriously

any time noww wwould be great

Have you tried doing that thing where you leave one of Karkats shirts out for the cat to find

wwevve tried all sorts a shit to get her to come back

but the thing is shes an outdoor cat she goes out evvery day so its not like she just wwandered off an got lost or nothin she KNOWWS her wway home and for ten years shes been goin in and out daily wwith no troubles

she just didnt come home yesterday an there aint no trace a her nowwheres around

wwe thought maybe she got trapped in someones garage but wwe wwent around askin our neighbours an she aint there

maybe she got scared by somethin and wwent into hidin but honestly this is the second night shes been gone its just gettin wworrisome noww

really appreciate the suggestions and wwell wwishin stuff anywway just gotta stay positivve and hope for the best i guess

silentavera asked: :'( *HUG* hope your kitty is okay!

thanks

muki still aint back wwe spent a couple hours swweepin the neighbourhood an checkin evverywwhere wwe could think of but theres no sign a her

its like she vvanished into the fuckin ether or somethin

kar is the saddest i evver seen him and i feel so shitty for him cause i only livved here twwo years and i lovve that fuckin cat but kars had her a full fuckin decade shes like his precious little grubling or somethin

i keep tellin him not to lose hope cause it aint ovver yet and im uniquely qualified to judge wwhen hopes lost blah blah tryin a make him smile ww my stupid bee ess but i dont think im gettin through

she better come home soon cause i cant bear to look at kars sad face no more tbh its crackin my blood pusher in twwo

soft-grunge-cronus asked: once the rain stops, maybe put a blanket or towel or something outside for her? my cat got out last month (the day after he had surgery) and it took him a couple days to come back so don't give up hope if she doesnt come back tonight. once it stops raining, if you can prop the door open and sit inside near the door, that might help too. my friends cat got out and eventually just walked back in through the door like nothing happened. i know how scary it is to have a cat run away. hope she's safe.

thanks pal ill bear that in mind

the thing is shes an outdoors cat so its not like she escaped and run off shes been goin out an comin in like clockwwork for ten years so its just REALLY fuckin wweird for her to disappear like this

shes such a hivvebody too i mean she dont really stray from our lawwn circle or nothin so i got no fuckin clue wwhat could a happened to her barrin the wworst wwhich i dont evven wwanna think about

queenburd asked: yoooou've probably heard this so I apologize if I'm just repeating stuff, but have you put out anything with her scent on it maybe? Or a food/water bowl?

shitty thing is its raining right noww pretty fuckin hard so i couldnt leavve her food bowwl out or anythin else a hers wwithout it gettin wwashed out wwithin seconds

i just gotta hope shes hunkerin dowwn somewwhere outta the rain but it only started rainin this mornin so i knoww that aint wwhy she didnt come in last night

if she still dont come back once the rain stops thats wwhen im gonna really wworry

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carcinoaquarium:

sorry me an kar aint been updatin this thing much lately

here havve a shitty photoset of our one eyed pirate cat

evveryone fuckin lovves cat pics right

yeah thats wwhat i thought

muki is missing

she nevver came home yesterday an there aint been no sign a her today yet neither

im sure shell showw up im just wworried about her shes only got one eye an no teeth and shes so fuckin friendly and trustin

really hope she turns up soon cause me an kar are stressin out big time

Anonymous asked: *giggles* hey Eridan, I left a little "gift" tied up for you in the closet, why don't cha check it out. *snickers* I know you AND Karkat will like it

congratulations buddy this is hands dowwn the creepiest ask i evver gotten

believve me wwhen i say literally wwtf