CG: SHOULD WE GET A BRICK ONION PIZZA THIS TIME?
CG: FUCK. I MEANT A BRICK OVEN PIZZA.
CG: ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT BRICK ONION?
CA: brick onion
CG: SHUT UP. BRICK OVEN.
CG: OK. WE’RE GETTING A HALF-AND-HALF BRICK ONION WITH-
honestly it wwould be hilarious enough if wwe wwas on trollian an he wwere havvin an autocorrect issue but hes right here in the same room talkin to me in person an he keeps fuckin sayin brick onion instead a brick ovven
im losin my shit ovver here send help
batsensitivitytraining asked: *10 hours of nonstop goat bleats in your directions* How are you guys doing? owo
eridans-ego started following you
HOLY FUCK, ERIDAN’S EGO IS SO HUGE IT GOT ITS OWN BLOG.
AND IT’S FOLLOWING US. YEAH, THAT’S ABOUT RIGHT.
Anonymous asked: ok no. you're definitely cute. I mean come on Karkat don't tell me you don't get that "aww" feeling when you're watching your romcoms and they confess their love while pointing out little things they love about each other. I mean your blog's pretty much a romcom for your followers with ups and downs and you two occasionally babbling about little things you love about each other. it's the most adorable thing. Of course that's not to say you aren't completely bad ass at the same time. Just saying.
I THINK YOU JUST BROKE AMPORA BY COMPARING OUR BLOG TO A ROMCOM. HE’S BEHIND ME GROANING IN AGONY.
AND I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. ITS FUCKING TRANSPARENT AS HELL THAT YOU ASSHOLES THINK YOU CAN GET ME TO GET BEHIND ANYTHING JUST BY BRINGING ROMCOMS INTO IT. I’M NO TEMPERATE SEASON CLUCKBEAST. I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING.
IT’S WORKING. WELL DONE, ANON. AND THANKS.
capriciouscaligula asked: My otp :o You guys are so cute ;w;
CUTE? I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU PULL CUTE OUT OF THE SANDPAPER-ESQUE ABRASIVENESS OF OUR UNHOLY UNION, BUT WHO KNOWS? THANKS, MAN.
silentavera asked: Should the Disney cruise come around, I think the Mickey ears would fit perfectly around your horns Karkat! :D
NO REALLY. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
ERIDAN NEEDED SOMETHING NEW TO TAUNT ME WITH.
Anonymous asked: karkat, what would be your ideal vacation with eridan?
YEAH, THIS IS A PRETTY GOOD ASK. I ACTUALLY KIND OF LOVE TRAVELING WITH THE DOUCHEBAG. WE BICKER LIKE IT’S GOING OUT OF STYLE, BUT WE ALSO HAVE THE GREATEST LAUGHS AND WE HAVE PRETTY SIMILAR VACATION TASTES. IT’S PRETTY MUCH ALWAYS BY THE SEA, AND IF NOT, SOME OTHER KIND OF NATURAL AND OR SCIENTIFIC AND OR HISTORICAL SIGNIFICANCE IS INVOLVED. WE’RE A COUPLE OF FUCKING NERDS LIKE THAT.
I’D SAY MY FAVORITE VACATION WITH HIM WAS WHEN WE SPENT A LONG WEEKEND ON BRISTOL HARBOR, EVEN IF HE WAS DYING OF SOME HORRIBLE INFECTIOUS DISEASE THE WHOLE TIME. WE GOT TO EXPLORE THIS AMAZING OLD STEAM SHIP CALLED THE SS GREAT BRITAIN, AND WE STAYED IN THIS FANCY HOTEL ROOM WITH A HUUUUGE TUB AND A KING SIZE BED. PROPER GURT LUSH AS THEY SAY IN BRISTOL. AND FUCK, BRISTOL IS THE HOME OF HISTORY’S GREATEST PIRATES, SO ALL THE MUSEUMS ALONG THE HARBOR HAVE TONS OF SHIT ON PIRATES, WHICH IS AWESOME AND YOU KNOW ERIDAN WAS BESIDE HIS SICK SELF.
AND. WELL. HE WAS JUST AWESOME. IT WAS STILL WINTER SO HE WORE THIS DASHING AS ALL FUCK NAVAL-ESQUE COAT AND JUST LOOKED LIKE A HUGE NAUTICAL HIPSTER BUT DAMN. HANDSOME.
I ALSO WANT TO GO ON A CRUISE WITH HIM AGAIN. MAYBE A CORNY ASS DISNEY CRUISE THAT I’LL NEED TO HOARD AWAY TWO YEARS PAY TO AFFORD. THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.
Anonymous asked: you could just send them an e-mail asking that question. I mean I have 0 idea otherwise I'd tell you. I know some cons sell tickets at the door.
wwhy wwould i send an email wwhen i got thousands a tumblr geeks at my personal disposal i mean i figured tumblrs nerd central right so someones gotta knoww
i dont believve no one here knowws an im callin it as i see it this wwithholdin of information is some shitty act of defiance against my higher station wwhat you lot are clearly jealous of
dont tell me then an make me havve to wwrite an email like a fuckin peasant ill do that if i havve to but i aint about to be happy about it
oh yeah an i DO knoww for a fact they dont havve tickets at the door
but thanks anywway man youre the only person wwhat gavve a damn for respondin to me so sorry if i sounded wwhiny up there i hope wwere still cool an all
neww york comic con
ok so i got a question
kar an i are totally plannin on going to nycc this year buuut kind a the problem is wwe been flat broke wwhen the tickets came out on the site an by the time kar got his paycheck they wwere all sold out except the thursday ones cause fuck thursdays you knoww
anywway wwhat im askin here is does nycc havve a rolling release for them wwhere they put more out after a wwhile
or are wwe basically straight up screwwed
alright so sunday night wwas probably a bad time to ask this
that or legitimately no one knowws but
im gonna ask again cause if kar can get a dozen notes on a post about the fuckin insepid and uninspired romance tropes in troll media hes into for wwhatevver inexplicable reason i should be able to get an answwer to a simple question or am i just gettin ignored here like usual by vvirtue a bein eridanwwhonoonelikes
come on nycc is a lot more interestin to talk about than kars blatantly ridiculous romcom shit wwho cares about that nonsense anywway am i right
wait. you appreciate olaf trying to get his groove on with you?
thats not wwhat i meant at all
i just meant it like you knoww howw wwhen someone says somethin to you an youre like “i appreciate that you feel that wway buddy but wwoww no”
but i guess maybe dream me SORT OF appreciated it cause its kind a flatterin being hit on evven by a goofy snowbro comedy sidekick type a guy but the point being it wwere a dream so none of it counts anywways
my grievvance about all a this is mostly that i wwrote up a post detailing the epic kinds a night terrors i been havvin on the regular an all anyone cares about is me mentioning offhand that ONE TIME olaf wwas flirtin wwith me in a dream i had
Anonymous asked: so karkat- do you find it weird that some people (not me) totally find you calling them names endearing/similar to being complemented? (totes not me i'm asking for a friend who is also definitely not me)
YOU CAN TELL YOUR FRIEND WHO IS DEFINITELY NOT YOU THAT THEY’RE SOME KIND OF MASOCHISTIC DOUCHEKNOCKER AND I KNOW A BLUE BLOODED SWEATBEAST THEY MIGHT GET ALONG WITH.
Anonymous asked: What do you do when you're feeling down? What helps you keep functioning in those days?
THERE’S THIS ONE SPOT ON AMPORA’S CHEST WHERE IF I JUST KINDA REST MY HEAD THERE FOR A WHILE I FEEL A LOT BETTER. THAT, OR I FALL ASLEEP. BUT WHATEVER, IT HELPS.
BUT IF THAT’S NOT A VIABLE OPTION I JUST FIND DISTRACTIONS. LIKE WATCHING SOME FUNNY BEE ESS OR LISTENING TO SOME ROCKING BAGPIPE MUSIC.
wwankin asked: have you been enjoying your summer?
IF BY ENJOYING YOU MEAN SLEEPING IN EQUATORIAL-LIKE TEMPERATURES IN THE UPPER LEVELS OF A HIVE AFTER WORKING ALL WEEK AND DOING MANUAL LABOR ON THE WEEKENDS WITH VERY LITTLE FREE TIME IN BETWEEN THEN YEAH. HAVING THE FUCKING TIME OF MY LIFE.
OK, SO IT’S NOT *THAT* BAD. I MEAN ALL OF THAT IS PRETTY TRUE BUT ME AND THE MATESPRIT HAVE BEEN HAVING A GOOD TIME TOO. JUST DRIVING AROUND AND MAKING UP SHIT AND PLAYING SECOND LIFE.